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Now, computer animation has come a long way since 2002, and the filmвЂ™s color wheel of vast geodes, purple skies, and rodent cocktail bars are something marvelousВ to behold. Will Manny reconcile with his rebellious daughter in time? Will Sid find a mate that will put up with him? Will Leary put a cigarette down long enough to read his meager lines? Will the film give distinct actresses like Jennifer Lopez, Queen Latifah, and Wanda Sykes more than a few words of dialogue (answer: no)? Only a Hail Mary scheme involving magnetic crystals being shot out of a volcano at the end of 94 minutesвЂ™ worth of science and gross-out humor will answer for anything. This chapter, however, spells possible extinction, as a large asteroid is hurtling toward Earth. (This newest entry features Modern FamilyвЂ™s Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Nick Offerman, in tiny parts.) The recurrent message: creatures across all of Mammalia can get along! This franchise has built up a tiny universe of loudmouthed critters from thatВ core trio of characters. Since the first film, the three have made families, dodged logic, met new characters, and run a spectrum of sitcom actorsВ given 15 lines at a time. There was a woolly mammoth named Manny ( Ray Romano, totally in it for the money), a sabretooth tiger named Diego ( Denis Leary, coasting on a sneer, likely also in it for the money), and a sloth named Sid ( John Leguizamo, enthusiastically geeky, lisping, and still giving it his all).

The first film was about unlikely creature buddies. In the beginning, there was the Space Rat and the Earth, says Collision Course.Д¬omeВ to think of it, letвЂ™s go back in time on this franchise. (The film even touts a glorified Degrasse-Tyson cameo to assure audiences over how dumb everything sounds.) Parents will nap, someВ kids will be amused, and the nerdiest viewers will have good reason to point out flaws in the movieвЂ™s not-so-intelligent designs. Here, dinosaurs, mammals, and chummy weasels live together, and the creators are all well aware of the problems in depicting such history. Think Duck Dodgers meets Itchy & Scratchy inside of The Land Before Time. But kinda funny.ДЄnd thatвЂ™s the giddy little cosmic joke of Ice Age: Collision Course,В a loose romp of science and sensationalism in an otherwise cooled-down franchise. Oh, righteous Space Rat, it is all so strangely beautiful. ScratВ even triggersВ the Big Bang, and creates the constellations in his image. The moon hovering around the Earth? An accident with a flying saucerвЂ™s tractor beam. JupiterвЂ™s great red spot, an Earth-diameter storm visible on the surface of the planet? The mighty space rat did that in a little fender bender. In Ice Age : Collision Course, evolution is in fact a farce, for creation was literally the act of a prehistoric rat, trappedВ in a spaceship and knocking around planets arrangedВ like a pool table triangle in a galactic game of pinball. The fifth film in Blue SkyвЂ™s 14-year nest-egg franchise is opening in theaters across the country, and since the 2002 original, Ice Age, things have gotten a little screwy. Ice Age Collision Course nurtures them, empowers them, and welcomes them. HereвЂ™s to a generation of pedantic little know-it-alls.

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